life and all that comes with it Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray that my sanity to keep;
For if some peace I do not find,
I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind.

I pray I find a little quiet
Far from the daily family riot;
May I lie back ... not have to think
About what they're stuffing down the sink,
Or who they're with, or where they're at,
And what they're doing to the cat.

I pray for time all to myself
(Did something just fall off a shelf?)

To cuddle in my nice, soft bed
(Oh no! Another goldfish ... dead!)

Some silent moments for goodness sake
(Did I just hear a window break?)

And that I need not cook or clean ...
(Well heck! I've got the right to dream!)

Yes, now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my wits about me keep;
But as I look around I know ...
I must have lost them long ago! Here is where you enter text, info, about me, whatever, your page graphics, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.

siphotos:

Twenty years ago today, the Yankees drafted Derek Jeter with the sixth overall pick on the 1992 MLB Draft. Since then, he’s won five World Series, collected 3.159 hits and solidified himself as one of baseball’s all-time top shortstops. (Chuck Solomon/SI)

GALLERY: Rare Photos of Derek Jeter | Alex Rodriguez
SI VAULT: Jeter wins 2009 Sportsman of the Year 

thedailywhat:

Lawn Ornaments of the Day: These Zombie Gnomes may be a bit tasteless following a weekend in which one man actually ate off another man’s face… but no one ever said a zombie apocalypse was avoidable.

[laughingsquid]

What are you doing Swish?



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